

Happy Fucking Birthday Tall Party Straws
Happy Fucking Birthday line of partywares are approved by sassy grandparents and anyone that enjoys a good laugh on their special day! This line of hilarious party products has been regarded by media outlets worldwide as the “Official line of adult- themed disposable paper products of 2022”. This beautifully patterned line of tableware features 8 high quality paper 20 cm straws with glittering fuck you fingers. Turn your next ordinary party into a fucking high class function with any of our fine paper products. Complete this look with coordinating Happy Fucking Birthday napkins, balloons, candles, games and more!
Free shipping over $69 · Plain, unbranded packaging · No signature needed · Afterpay available
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Happy Fucking Birthday Tall Party Straws
If you have any questions, you are always welcome to contact us. We'll get back to you as soon as possible, within 24 hours on weekdays.
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Shipping
Free shipping on orders over $69, Australia-wide. Orders under $69 ship for a flat $4.99. Standard delivery usually takes 2 to 8 business days.
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Discreet packaging
Your order ships in a plain, unbranded box. There is no shop name on the outside, and no signature is needed on delivery. See how we pack your order.
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Visit us
Our Perth boutique is at 129 Barrack Street, Perth CBD. Come in, browse at your own pace and ask us anything.
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Questions? Contact us
Not sure which toy suits you? Have a question about an order? Send us a message and we will help.